I run up, grab and spritz. Only there is no spritz, it's a glob. A big glob that falls on the only protruding part of my body (and really it doesn't protrude quite as perkily as it used to, but it still managed to be in the way). WTF? I look at my hairspray, it's spray gel! I try and wash the offending glob off. Do you think anyone will notice?
P.S. and yes, I know, that color is completely wrong for me, darn you Target and your $5.99 t-shirts.