Me: Hey! How old are you?

Hubs: 55

Me: You qualify for the senior citizen discount at Belks!!!

Hubs: You have to be 65 at a lot of places.

Me: Sorry, Bub, but according to Belk’s you are a senior citizen.

Hubs: *silent*

Me: I am not utilizing you to your fullest potential!

Hubs: *silent*

Me: You are under-utilized!!

Hubs: *walks away*

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  1. says

    Did you really think he wanted to be a “senior”? And did you really want to be married to an old fogey anyway?

    When my children were young, I used to tell them that I was “over 21″. That was old enough to do anything legally, I insisted; when my fifth child was about 3, he asked me if I would be “over 22″ this birthday. I graciously conceded. And “Over 22″ I have remained.

  2. says

    hahahaha….oh my. I’m with your hubby. I would have turned and walked away. My hubby teases me all the time about my age. Thankfully, I don’t look it. Well, that’s what I’m claiming. :) Blessings, SusanD

  3. says

    and men think we’re sensitive? My hubby was rather sensitive about turning 40 this year. He certainly did not like the phrase “over the hill”.

  4. says

    Hee hee this is what husbands are for! To poke fun at (but also to love because both of you know that you are just kidding).

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