Me: Hey! How old are you?
Hubs: 55
Me: You qualify for the senior citizen discount at Belks!!!
Hubs: You have to be 65 at a lot of places.
Me: Sorry, Bub, but according to Belk's you are a senior citizen.
Hubs: *silent*
Me: I am not utilizing you to your fullest potential!
Hubs: *silent*
Me: You are under-utilized!!
Hubs: *walks away*
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26 comments:
Did you really think he wanted to be a "senior"? And did you really want to be married to an old fogey anyway?
When my children were young, I used to tell them that I was "over 21". That was old enough to do anything legally, I insisted; when my fifth child was about 3, he asked me if I would be "over 22" this birthday. I graciously conceded. And "Over 22" I have remained.
You are a mean woman pam! - lol
I don't blame you though...if you can save a few buck with a discount, why not!
Haha! This made my day! What a great conversation and it sounds like one I'll probably have with my hubby one day.
hahahaha....oh my. I'm with your hubby. I would have turned and walked away. My hubby teases me all the time about my age. Thankfully, I don't look it. Well, that's what I'm claiming. :) Blessings, SusanD
I will be 55 in about two weeks. I am going to enjoy everything in which I am entitled!
We are just starting to get some seniors discounts for hubby too. Awesome!
Ha! They don't want to be utilized. They want to be 30 again. With a full head of hair.
I laughed out loud. Thanks for the exercise!
LOL.. good one!
I am supposing it is his birthday about now. Who 's he spending it with? GREG
Hey, that must mean you are his much younger woman! :-)
too funny! you are *only* looking to maximize his potential!! :)
and men think we're sensitive? My hubby was rather sensitive about turning 40 this year. He certainly did not like the phrase "over the hill".
Ouch!
...but a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do in this economy.
Poor Daddy
Hey, I AM 56, and there is nothing I can do about it. If someone wants to give me a discount I WILL take it!
Mike
Pretty funny Pam. Has he forgiven you yet?
OMG! awesome! I am so doing that to my husband! And his responses would be just about the same!
LOL
an conversation handled with delicacy and poise. I like it!
How to make friends and influence people...
Hee hee this is what husbands are for! To poke fun at (but also to love because both of you know that you are just kidding).
Ouch! Thank goodness I married a much older woman;) (11 months older, for the record)
Sometimes it's hard to get them to live up to their full potential.
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